Hiking boots. Sneakers and cowboy boots will make your toes freeze while moon boots will just make you look like a freak. Instead opt for the manliest choice of hiking boots to stay warm, which can adjust easily for thick socks, foot liners and even foot warmers you place beneath your feet. One more manliest stay-warm tip is to stand on a newspaper—making sure the sports section is on top, of course—to create an insulated buffer between your feet and the cold-as-hell stadium concrete.
Gloves. Yes, mittens will keep your fingers warmer than gloves. But yes, mittens can transform even the manliest man into the dorkiest dork. Go for a thick pair of lined gloves, into which you insert insulated glove warmers, to keep you hand toasty in the manliest way. Another tip for hot hands is to stuff your pockets with those hand warmers sold at camping stores you can microwave before the game or even use a pair of oven-baked potatoes wrapped in foil. The potato idea came from a reader tip in an ESPN article, which also noted you can eat the potatoes as a snack later on in the game.
