Our friends over at TFLcar.com, Roman Mica and Nathan Adlen, recently debated the best cars to blow the minds of all your old friends, enemies and frenemies and your next high school reunion. Here are their expert picks.

Mica: “The Jaguar XK is understated and elegant when you want to impress, yet fast and fun when you want to be naughty.”

Of course, if that’s not available at your local dealership, Mica also recommends the Audi A7 and A8, Cadillac CTS-V, Mercedes Benz CLS and the 2011 Range Rover.

Adlen: “Where some cars are sporty by design, the Porsche Cayman R is sporty by nature. Nothing feels quite like it.”

Can’t line one up? Adlen also vouches for the Nissan GTR, BMW M3 and Dodge Challenger SRT8.  

Can you guess which ride is what the other driver considers an old-man car, and which one saves weight by lacking…air conditioning? Watch the pulse-pounding drive-off below.