This, we might have to watch. Auction Hunters premieres tonight at 10 on SPIKE. The television series follows two "treasure hunters" of sorts and explores the cutthroat world of storage-unit auctions. Yes, you read that correctly —  the cutthroat world of storage-unit auctions. Take it away, SPIKE: "Every day in America, there are over ten thousand abandoned storage units that are put up for public auction. Each unit has the potential to be a goldmine or a bust for those who make their living hunting unclaimed property – remember when Paris Hilton’s storage unit was auctioned off? Sex tape!" 

A preview of the action, sans sex tape: