1. Having a Very Loud Motorcycle or Very Loud Car Is Not Impressive.
If your goal is to get attention, then mission accomplished! If your goal is to get positive attention, then you’re a colossal failure. I could teach a blind monkey how to adjust a carburetor so the engine makes extra noise. All you’re doing on your motorcycle is moving your wrist around on the handlebar, the exact same motion a little girl makes while twirling her yo-yo. All you’re doing in your car is pushing down on the gas pedal, the exact same motion my mother-in-law makes when using the sustain pedal on her piano. The only reason to have a really loud vehicle? Your parole officer is really lazy and needs to hear when you’re coming and going.