Well, it’s all downhill from here. The aptly named Arkeg is a hybrid robot from the future when the Kingdom of Heaven descends and does a hard light blend onto this Earth and we are once again plunged into an Edenic paradise.

Except, ya know, this time there will be way more naked chicks, way fewer snakes, and an arcade machine that dispenses frosty, delicious beer to you and your friends.

And, like heaven, the Arkeg is totally customizable. Do you have custom art work of you and your friend drawn as half-animal super heroes? Didn’t you always think that would be totally amazing as a video game (or at least a side decal on a machine)? Well Arkeg will fully customize your unit with whatever files you send them. You can also add screw-on drink holders on the side or a European tap if you have fancy-pants beer tastes.

It comes with all the below games pre-loaded, and you can buy more online. And all of this for a paltry $4,000. [Buy it]

1942
1943
720°
A.P.B.
Arch Rivals
Asteroids
Asteroids Deluxe
Battlezone
Black Widow
Blaster
Bubbles
Centipede
Championship Sprint
Commando
Crystal Castles
Cyberball 2072
Defender
Defender II
Gauntlet
Gauntlet II
Gravitar
Gunsmoke
Hard Drivin’
Joust
Joust 2: Survival of the Fittest
Klax
Kozmik Krooz’r
Liberator
Lunar Lander
Major Havoc
Marble Madness
Millipede
Missile Command
Mortal Kombat
Mortal Kombat 3
Mortal Kombat II
NARC
Paperboy
Pit-Fighter
Pong
Primal Rage
Rampage
Rampage World Tour
Rampart
Red Baron
RoadBlasters
Robotron: 2084
Satan’s Hollow
Sinistar
Smash T.V.
Space Duel
Splat!
Spy Hunter
Spy Hunter II
Street Fighter
Super Breakout
Super Sprint
Super Street Fighter II CE
Tapper
Tempest
Timber
Toobin’
Total Carnage
Vindicators
Wacko
Warlords!
Wizard of Wor
Xenophobe
Xybots

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