Well, it’s all downhill from here. The aptly named Arkeg is a hybrid robot from the future when the Kingdom of Heaven descends and does a hard light blend onto this Earth and we are once again plunged into an Edenic paradise.
Except, ya know, this time there will be way more naked chicks, way fewer snakes, and an arcade machine that dispenses frosty, delicious beer to you and your friends.
And, like heaven, the Arkeg is totally customizable. Do you have custom art work of you and your friend drawn as half-animal super heroes? Didn’t you always think that would be totally amazing as a video game (or at least a side decal on a machine)? Well Arkeg will fully customize your unit with whatever files you send them. You can also add screw-on drink holders on the side or a European tap if you have fancy-pants beer tastes.
It comes with all the below games pre-loaded, and you can buy more online. And all of this for a paltry $4,000. [Buy it]
Joust 2: Survival of the Fittest
Mortal Kombat 3
Mortal Kombat II
Rampage World Tour
Spy Hunter II
Super Street Fighter II CE
Wizard of Wor