The Meatini is a Frankenstein foodstuff concocted in the twisted brainscape of the author of rathergood.com. It consists of a full, English, fried breakfast served in a martini glass crafted from bacon. It will kill you, and your death will be a tasty delight.

To make the Meatini, you lay bacon around a martini glass (or whatever glassware you’ve got) so that you have a cup, a step, and a base. Then you bake it. The rest, you just make like a normal fried breakfast, except that it’s served inside the Bacontini glass.

Serves one.