If the classic pumpkin carving patterns just don’t do the trick for you anymore, you might want to check out this video:

Personally, this year I’m going with an actual-size CEO of Countrywide Mortgage Angelo Mozilo carving for my Jack-O-Lantern. His ugly mug alone will probably scare my neighbors into foreclosure. Besides, you can’t ask for a better match to his skin tone. You really can’t, I did a Pantone color scan.