As we all know, Halloween is the one day of the year when just about every girl feels compelled to dress sexy. In order to prepare you for this feast of the eyes, we’ve assembled a handy guide to the hottest outfits you’ll want to see this year, along with what not to say if you’re hoping to pick up one of those costumed honeys. To be clear, the pickup lines accompanying these photos will not impress the ladies. Now, without further ado…

Schoolgirl

“Need some help with your homework? I have an advanced degree in getting down. Also, I’m good at sex.”

Cop

“I’m carrying a concealed weapon. Better frisk me.”

Wild West escort

“I’ve killed 20 men and I’ve got the scars to prove it. Wanna see?”

Eve

“You’ve already sinned once. Why stop now?”

Wonder Woman

“You can tie me up anytime you like.”

Bunny

“Let’s overpopulate this habitat together.”

Nurse (dead or otherwise)

“It hurts right here.”

Princess Leia

“I can use the Force in ways you’ve never seen before.”

Native American

“Do you believe in manifest destiny?”

Any Disney princess

“How long till the happy ending?”

Devil

“Shall we burn together?”