Ancient Indian sages composed the Kama Sutra and it is supposedly what spilled forth from the mouth of Nandi, the sacred bull, Shiva’s doorkeeper, when he overheard the frenzied and nuclear lovemaking of the gods.  It is a book about how to screw based on how immortals screw.  Awesome. 

The Snuggiesutra is kind of like that but with a Snuggie. If you don’t know what a Snuggie is, then watch this video. Otherwise, scroll down for some of our favorites, or head to The Snuggiesutra (translated from Sanscrit for your convenience) for the full, erotic knowledge of the sacred Snuggie.

The Cuddly Puppy

The Tablecloth

The Sechzig-neun