Good morning. The markets may go down but I can guarantee one thing will go up when you take a look at Doutzen Kros
He loved her too much: Man secretly tapes his girlfriend and him doing the nasty. She becomes ex-girlfriend so he puts them on DVD and mass markets them on people’s windshield
There is a huge increase in suicide of Islams coming soon. I’m thinking millions
You thought the forced back side loving was the worst part of jail but it gets worse.
This is why I hire more Hispanics than ever.
Clusterfuck Nation is a hilarious read. (even funnier, this spellchecker corrected clusterfuck)
A great new technology or a new marketing campaign for contact lens and migraine medicine sellers?
How To Win Any Argument (one of the funniest things I read this weekend) written by and stolen from Dave Barry .
Speaking of Dave Barry. One of his funniest writings was on Decafpoopacino.
I like looking at history. Here’s a historic look at someone we all know.
Enjoy the day but first enjoy Keely Hazel.