You know what I really don’t like, besides all of the other things listed here? People who claim to do things for the sake of irony, but then actually just do them. Like how it’s not actually ironic to continuously dress like a clown and sport a mullet, it’s just what you do every day, and by calling it ironic you’re robbing the word of any meaning whatsoever. Irony is a really important thing to have in life, hipsters. And what’s more! The constant misuse of this vital resource also serves to reduce anything anyone might actually be passionate about to a self-consciously Lacanian signifier of “cool,” instead of something that’s actually worth being interested in. This is total balls! Sweet lord. Irony deficiency makes me sleepy.








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