It’s that time of year again: The building’s elevator has been playing holiday tunes for a few weeks now and, like that, the office holiday party is right around the corner.

If it’s anything like T.J. Miller and Jason Bateman’s Office Christmas Party, which comes out in theaters this weekend, you’re in for a wild time. Assuming it won’t be nearly quite as epic, however, here’s a cocktail to chug sip in those awkward silences in forced conversations or while watching your coworker’s cringe-worthy dance moves.

’Tis the season and the perfect opportunity to ruin your carefully cultivated work reputation by drinking one too many of these…