10. Did you hear about that old dude they hired over in the PR department? He’s like 35 or something.

9. Listen, once they’re on facebook , they STAY on facebook. Don’t let anyone erase their profiles. ANYONE!!!

8. Hey the government is on the phone again, they want to know if you could refax all that information about the users?

7. No Mark you don’t have enough money to buy the moon

6. Hey John, could you switch Zuckerberg’s card from “I’m CEO bitch” to ” I fucked Bill Gates”?

5. Listen, tell the users it states clearly in the terms of service “You hereby give up your rights to privacy in exchange for the chance to meet some tail”

4. Dude did you see this cool wall post goin round?

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA FUKER THAT KILLED U!
…_…|..____________________, ,
……/ `—___________—-_____|] = = = = = D
…../_==o;;;;;;;;_______.:/
…..), —.(_(__) /
….// (..) ), —-”
…//___//
..//___//
.//___//

WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE”

3. The guys from NBC are on the phone, they want a piece of facebook revenue because someone wrote “30 Rock Rocks” in one of your users profiles

2. “Larry Page would like to be your friend”

1. “14 Billion 9 hundred forty seven thousand and one. 14 Billion 9 hundred forty seven thousand and two”

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