The Top 14 Reasons to Go to Work Naked

14) Your boss is always yelling “I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!”
13) Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.
12) Inventive way to finally meet that hottie in Human Resources.
11) “I’d love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants.”
10) To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse.
9) You want to see if it’s like the dream.
8) Splattering grease from deep fryer is really hard to get out of your uniform.
7) Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work stoned.
6) No more worries about anyone wearing the same dress as you.
5) Spurs company-subsidized health club memberships.
4) Casual Friday not casual enough.
3) Ladies, kiss that glass ceiling good-bye!
2) People won’t notice your bad hair day.

And the Number 1 Reason to Go to Work Naked…
1) If you’re a woman, it’s how your male coworkers already think of you.