A survey conducted by a company that profits from college students who use digital readers instead of textbooks shockingly reveals that one in four students would give up college sex for a year in order not to carry textbooks. What would they carry? Digital readers, of course.

Let’s suspend disbelief and assume everything about this survey is true. College students are looking for light, easy-to-carry ways to store and transport information. We suggest these iPad alternatives, such as the Motorola Xoom, Nook Color and Sylvania SYNET7LP.

As far as the study goes, we wouldn’t trade a cute coed for any piece of technology, but if you’re a college student who is already not getting laid, we can see how trading no textbooks for no sex would be a good bargain.

Oh, did we just reveal why this study is bullshit?

Oops.