After much deliberation, we’ve picked the three best “Always Sunny” quotes, as submitted by our readers. In no particular order, the winners are:

Shanna McNear
Charlie: Oh, I’m sorry. Well, I can put the trash into a landfill where it’s gonna stay for millions of years, or I can burn it up and get a nice smoky smell in here and let that smoke goes to the sky where it turns into stars.

Mac: That doesn’t sound right, but I don’t know enough about stars to dispute it.

Alex Rehbein
Dennis: I’m a recovering crackhead, this is my retarded sister that I take care of. I’d like some welfare please.

Michael Rice
Charlie: Do wasps make honey?

Dennis: No, wasps do not make honey.

Charlie: All right, well, I’m gonna check it out anyway; there could be something delicious in here that wasps do make, and I want that.
Thanks to everyone who participated. More giveaways to come, so stay tuned.


St. Patrick’s Day is almost here, and if you’re like us, you’re already stocked up on Smithwicks, Bushmill and a healthy serving of good old-fashioned Irish spirit (the drinking kind). What you might not have is a free Paddy’s Pub T-shirt, as seen on It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia, courtesy of Made Man and Lucky for you, we’re giving away three of them. Here’s how to get one:

Leave a comment below or on the link to this post on our Facebook page with your favorite quote from It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia. The best quotes win. If you don’t watch the show, this might be a good time to start. We’ll announce the winners later this week, and you’ll get your free shirt shortly after that, just in time for you to rock it on St. Patty’s day. The deadline to submit a quote is Friday March 11 at 3 pm ET. If you leave an anonmyous quote on this page, we won’t know who you are, so be sure to register and leave your e-mail address. Good luck!