UPDATE: After hours upon hours of heated debate that nearly came to blows, we’ve picked the three winners of the Rush Hour caption contest. They are as follows:

McSketchy
“Take 128: ‘Dammit Jackie, you only need to learn two english letters. I do Y, you do M then I do C and you do A.'”

Dan Hartwigsen
‎”Put your hands DOWN man…no cop ever gonna arrest an Asian, they’re looking for me!”

Chilla124
“We throw our guns up in the air sometimes, saying hell no, we gonna get shot yo.”

Brilliant, fellas. To claim your prize, please leave your e-mail address in the comment field below. After that, we’ll shoot you a line asking for your real address. Thanks to all who participated. More contests to come.

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