It was a close call, but we’ve picked the winner of the Bulletstorm nutcracker giveaway. Congrats to Dvasquez_991, who once took a cue ball to the nether region during a heated game of pool. You, sir, are a hero to us all. Please contact the editor at jdonatelli[at]breakmedia.com to claim your nutcracker.
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If you’re a gamer, you’re surely aware of the controversial, butt-kicking violence bonanza that is Bulletstorm, the latest dystopian adventure title from Electronic Arts. The game has stirred more than a few conservative pundits to action for its unrelenting bloodiness and unique "skillshot" system, which awards players points based on the difficulty of an in-game kill and encourages them to shoot their enemies in the groin. So, yes, it is essentially America’s Funniest Home Videos with machine guns.
Now you can own a piece of this historical title. In collaboration with the game’s developers we’ll be giving away one free Bulletstorm nutcracker, a not so subtle reference to the game’s heavily testicle-oriented violence. Here’s how to win:
In the comment section below or on the corresponding Facebook post, describe your most cringeworthy testicle-related injury. It can be something that happened to you, to one of your friends, or to a random stranger whose misfortune you just happened to witness. The story that makes us squirm the most wins.
Submissions should be posted by 3 pm EST on March 18. We’ll announce the winner later that afternoon.
COMMENTS
March 17, 2011 5:54 am
ajc555
One of my friends was walking behind a horse, then it kicked him right in the nuts. He couldnt walk for almost an hour.
March 16, 2011 11:29 am
Dvasquez_991
one night was playing pool with the bro’s and well my brother happened to get the cue ball to come right at my balls and bam! was on the floor for a good 30 minutes