No matter how fancy they might be, a pair of tiny little earbuds look, well, stupid. We much prefer big, honking phones from the days of yore. But the V-Moda Crossfade Custom Headphones ($200) aren’t like the old-school clunkers that left red welts on your head when you were a kid. These are comfortable, luxurious ear clouds with a Kevlar-reinforced cable and remote volume control. Plus, you can get your own logo etched onto each cup. We opted for a manly dude with a sick ’stache. Perfect for the mantrepreneur who wants to tout his own company—or just stand out from the ubiquitous white earbud crowd. Get the V-Modas here.