The Wardrom wall installation invites you to throw your dirty (or clean?) laundry (or whatever?) against the wall willy nilly to simultaneously embrace disorder while keeping things tidy. Your mother and your high school art teacher would be quite proud, indeed.
It’s modular, so you can make mount it whatever orientation works for you, but you might have a hard time actually ordering one from its designers over at All About Paula, since their whole site appears to be in Italian. The design, though, is so simple that you could easily craft your own out of pvc and plywood, though it might not look as tentacle-y. Which is a bummer.