A man isn’t measured by his ability to drink whiskey with a straight face; he’s measured by his confidence. As most men know, few things in life call for more confidence than the act of sipping a sugary, neon-pink cocktail in public. Now, we’re not suggesting that you make the switch from scotch and soda to appletinis. In fact, don’t. Appletinis are not good. What we are suggesting is that you watch the video below and observe the unique brand of confidence it takes for a man to order a drink with a little paper umbrella in it at a crowded bar. And then we suggest you never act like that in public.