This is the solution to the waffle problem suggested by the following Mitch Hedberg quote: "You have to start the show strong and you have to end the show strong…You can’t be like pancakes. You’re all happy at first, but then by the end, you’re sick of ’em.”

Yes. Screw whole waffles. That’s too much waf. You can’t be scarfing down that many carbs if you want to stay slim.  Enter the wafflesicle – it’s a French invention from a firm called Triangular Concept. And, in fact, there is a whole assortment of waffley creations you can make. None, though, match the convenience and carnival food-appeal of the Wafflesicle. The Waffle and the Sicle mold are available from Triangular Concept for 715 €.