The following is a guest post from Joshua Morgan Brown aka The Reformed Broker. Josh is a 99% serious, 1% silly financial blogger based here in NYC. He trades like Livermore, writes like a beast, drives like a stunt man and is possessed of a menacing sexuality not seen since the days of Henry VIII.
Most Likely to Succeed: Meredith Whitney
Most Popular: Nouriel Roubini
Likely to Destroy a Bulge Bracket Firm: Stan O’Neal
Most School Spirit: Erin Callan
Class Clown: Christopher Cox
Most Improved: Michelle Caruso-Cabrera
Cutest Couple: Mark & Erin
Most Negligent: Walter Noel
Party Animal: Stephen Schwarzman
Most Orange: Angelo Mozillo
Valedictorian: Jim Chanos
School Bully: Charlie "The Gooch" Gasparino
Worst Couple: John Thain & Kenny Lewis
Teacher’s Pet: Jamie Dimon
Most Talented: David Einhorn
Class Treasurer: Bernard Madoff
