The forkedUP wall tile is all about taking your inner anger, imagining it on the wall, stabbing the living hell out of it, and keeping a tidy kitchen space at the same time.

It’s a white laminate plywood tile that has niches carved into it that you can wedge your utensils into giving the appearance that you used your formidable knife throwing skills to hurl the same thing you use to eat mac n cheese into the wall with deadly force. It measures 24’’ each way, and costs $300. A bit more exciting than the plastic organizer in your drawer now, huh? [Buy it]