The curiously-named Ex-Boyfriend site of t-shirts is a counter-intuitively unisex collection of graphic t-shirts. Though it’s in the same vein as Threadless, Snorg, and the 203,494 other t-shirts sites on the internet machine, there were two (read: 4) shirts we thought warranted special mention.
The first, above, suggests that you’re big in the international languages of elephants, pandas, and the Loch Ness Monster. Layer them for extra comedic/lexicographic humor. Loch Ness; Elephant; Panda.
The second (read: fouth) is below. Awesome on at least 3 levels, especially if you’re a guy wearing it. Is that last sentence sexist? Only the future holds the answers we seek!