Hey, you don’t have to be a 8th generation Frenchman to know what makes a good bottle of booze. Porn stars can do it, so why can’t Whitesnake? Short answer: they can.

Whitesnake, famous for this (more below)…

…is collaborating with De La Montanya family winery – a smallish establishment that cranks out only 4,500 cases a year – to make their first ever wine. It shall be called (uncreatively) Whitesnake Zinfandel 2008. But it is described (creatively) as a “bodacious, cheeky little wine, filled to the brim with the spicy essence of sexy, slippery Snakeyness,” It’s going to set fans and lushes alike back about $30 a bottle, and it will be available soon.