A Good Old Fashioned Orgy comes to theaters next weekend, which got us thinking: Whom would we at Made Man invite to such a gathering? First thought is, a half-dozen supermodels, but when our minds are blown after five minutes, then what? After careful consideration, here’s our diverse and magical top 10. Did we forget anyone?

Lake Bell. She’s in the movie, so she probably knows what she’s doing. Also, we like the cut of her jib, so to speak.

Dr. Phil, because relationship issues will inevitably emerge over the course of the evening.

Sarah Silverman, because someone has to be cracking jokes the whole time, and why not someone subversively sexy.

Flava Flav. You just know he’s gonna show up anyway.

Sasha Grey. C’mon, we need at least one participant with real experience.

Tiger Woods, because he would set one hell of a pace.

The Orbit gum girl, because she’s got legs for days and because her breath is assumedly fantastic.

Kenny G. We would just have him play saxophone in the background.

Zooey Deschanel, in case we feel like cuddling and listening to acoustic guitar music afterwards.

Rachael Ray, because she could make us all breakfast in the morning.