Since Jet Blue had decided to charge us for everything we touch on the plane I figured I would put together an advance list of things I expect to be charged for soon. I guarantee one of these will actually become true
"We Won’t Lose Your Bag" Insurance $15
"We Won’t Damage Your Bag" Insurance (presently not offered)
Carry on Bag Storage $10
Pressing of Button to Recline Chair ……..$1
Overhead Fresh Air $1 an hour or $5 for entire flight
Drinks……..Free
Disposal Service for Drink Cups $5 ($15 Fine for those who don’t use Disposal Service)
Bathroom Usage
Number 1……$3
Number 2……$5
Toilet Paper $.50 cents a sheet
Bathroom VIP ………$50 (allows you to cut in line, free toilet paper, free 1 and 2) Mile High $10 extra
Rental of Bathroom for "Mile High Club" achievement…..$40 (10 minute Max)
Crabby Flight Attendant ……..Complementary
