UPDATE:

We have a winner. Thanks to all who participated, and be sure to check back regularly for more great giveaways.

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Few things impress a woman more than a man with a well-endowed collection of superhero paraphernalia. That’s why we’ve partnered with 80stees.com to give away this officially licensed collectible Thor hammer, complete with realistic grip wrapping, sturdy metal handle and genuine Thor engraving. It’s a must-have for any Marvel comics fan, and if you swing it around enough you will eventually begin to look like Thor actor Chris Hemsworth. Or not. In any case, it will look rad in your living room. Here’s how to win:

In the comment section below or on the corresponding Facebook post, tell us your favorite Marvel superhero, sidekick or villian. We’ll pick a winner at random next week, and the pride of Valhalla shall be his — or hers.