A little advice: Do better.
Come on now, would we lie?
“Just laugh at my jokes—that’s all I need.”
In the sexiest ways possible, of course.
The following turnoffs are sure to turn her away.
None of which have anything to do with looks.
So fit it hurts. In a good way.
Deal breakers, every last one.
Want the holidays to really be happy? Here are all the right moves.
Just to, you know, study her routine.
Unless you want three people to hate you.
Merry X-mas indeed.
Keep chivalry—and your hopes of a second date—alive!
And looking damn good doing it.
These babies got back.
Present them at your peril.
God bless Brazil.
Toys, cuddling and, um, butt stuff can improve your bedroom play.
For all those times you're forced against your will to watch one.
Trust us: It's not the worst possible scenario.
Dealing With an Introvert 101
She divulges the details of dating older men for money.
“Send me a picture of your boobs.”