A little advice: Do better.
“Just laugh at my jokes—that’s all I need.”
The following turnoffs are sure to turn her away.
None of which have anything to do with looks.
Deal breakers, every last one.
Science has the answer.
Ah, the wonders of science!
Plan a rendezvous that’s sure to impress the lady.
For all those times you're forced against your will to watch one.
Trust us: It's not the worst possible scenario.
Dealing With an Introvert 101
“Send me a picture of your boobs.”
And what they really want...
It pays to think outside the box.
"He ordered us a big, greasy pizza and let me eat most of it."
“A small, handwritten note does the trick.”
You might as well kiss your alone time goodbye.
Now we ain’t sayin’ she is... but here are some clues.
“If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple,” is definitely not one of them.
So here’s what to do about it.
“I’m sorry, I can’t hang out ever again. I died last night.”
You could also just tell her, but that's easier said than done.
Because giving up these means giving up your dignity.