In the market for a pet, but a dog is just too much responsibility for the moment? How about a frog? Okay, if you’re reading this, you’re probably not an eleven year old boy. We understand. You’re past your prime frog-as-an-acceptable-pet years.
However, what if we told you your frog would be living and training with Jedi Master Yoda on Dagobah just as Luke Skywalker did in "Empire Strikes Back?" If you’re a dude and you had a childhood, suddenly this sounds awesome to you. Introducing the Dagobah Frog Habitat. Send in the order form, and get one of these babies complete with your own little JedI-in-training tadpole (we suggest naming him Tadawan). Young Tadawan’s aquarium looks exactly like Yoda’s home in the swamps of Dagobah, complete with fallen X-Wing in the water and a figure of Yoda himself. This beats the hell out of an old Miracle Whip jar with a leaf and an acorn in it. Watch your tadpole grow into a strong Jedi frog. You’ll know his training is complete when he’s running around his aquarium doing backflips with Yoda on his back while across the room his Frog Food is inexplicably floating towards the feeding hatch. The Dagobah Frog Habitat is $39.99 and you can find it here.